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I feel so weird....most people that get married after awhile they say their sex life goes down hill or gets boring. Mine keeps getting better & better. Seems like every time I have some time alone with my wife I jump on her like I'm in heat lol. She says it to, it's like each time is better than the last. Not that the other times are bad, they are excellent! Just that we always finish and lay there saying wow that was the best..it cant get any better than that! Then we do it the next time and it's like whoa!! That was better than last time wow! How is that possible.



Now all I do is think about making love to my wife. I get so turned on at the thought of her. I feel like I'm getting addicted to it. She asked me the other day am I going to keep having sex with her every chance I get. She told me I was making her feel slutty and not like my wife but more like she was my dirty whore LOL. I need help!

Today I visited my wife and she told me to bring my special fun toy heheh.



Well on the way back it was dark and kinda late outside. I was traveling on the bus and had to transfer to another bus. Now where I had to get off the bus at wasn't a nice area lol.



So I'm standing on the corner waiting for the bus holding the dark blue bag with my "special toy" in it. My mind starts to think crazy and funny shit. Like I said it was a bad area so there are drug dealers on the corners and cops riding by. All of them are staring at my bag. The drug dealers are probably thinking I am one of them and got drugs or money in there and the cops are thinking it too staring at me wondering should they check me out.



I'm thinking what if one of these gansta fools grab my bag and runs with it thinking i have drug money in there LOL. I picture me yelling behind them "come back here with my dick!!" Hahahaha that would be so damn funny.



Then I'm thinking what if a cop comes up like "excuse me miss what's in the bag?" or they tell me to hand it over so they can reach inside and see what it is! lmao. I would be like "officer I don't think you want to put your hand in there...."



Hahahaha